Word Counter example using the pthread library
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CFLAGS = -Wall -Wextra -g
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LIB = pthread
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INCLUDE = ../../../src
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VFLAGS = --leak-check=full
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EXAMPLES = ex1.txt ex2.txt ex3.txt ex4.txt ex5.txt ex6.txt
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SOURCES = ../../../src/cmc/deque.h \
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../../../src/cmc/hashmap.h \
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../../../src/cmc/hashset.h \
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../../../src/cmc/heap.h \
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../../../src/cmc/linkedlist.h \
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../../../src/cmc/list.h \
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../../../src/cmc/queue.h \
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../../../src/cmc/stack.h \
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../../../src/cmc/treemap.h \
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../../../src/cmc/treeset.h \
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main: counter.c
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gcc counter.c $(CFLAGS) -I $(INCLUDE) -l$(LIB)
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example: main $(EXAMPLES)
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./a.out $(EXAMPLES)
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valgrind: main $(EXAMPLES)
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valgrind $(VFLAGS) ./a.out $(EXAMPLES)
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source: main
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./a.out $(SOURCES)
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/**
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* counter.c
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*
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* Creation Date: 05/07/2019
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*
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* Authors:
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* Leonardo Vencovsky (https://github.com/LeoVen)
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*
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*/
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/**
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* A multi-threading word counter in C using the C Macro Collections library
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* and the pthread library.
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*/
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#include <cmc/hashmap.h>
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#include <cmc/heap.h>
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#include <cmc/list.h>
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#include <ctype.h>
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#include <inttypes.h>
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#include <pthread.h>
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#include <sac/stack.h>
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#include <stdio.h>
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#define CMC_LOG_COLOR
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#include <utl/log.h>
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// Maximum number of threads
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#define n_threads 100
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/* HashMap mutex */
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pthread_mutex_t table_mutex = PTHREAD_MUTEX_INITIALIZER;
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/* printf, fprintf mutex */
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pthread_mutex_t print_mutex = PTHREAD_MUTEX_INITIALIZER;
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/* A pair of word and number of how many times that word has appeared */
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/* This will be used by Heap */
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typedef struct wc_pair_s
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{
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char *word;
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size_t count;
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} wc_pair;
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/* A stack allocated stack to keep track of each thread id */
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SAC_STACK_GENERATE(tl, TList, , pthread_t, n_threads)
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/* A list used as a dynamic string */
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LIST_GENERATE(str, String, , char)
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/* A mapping between word and word count */
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HASHMAP_GENERATE(hm, HashMap, , char *, size_t)
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/* Used by HashMap to hash its keys (char *) */
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size_t djb2(char *str)
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{
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size_t hash = 5381;
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int c;
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while ((c = *str++))
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hash = ((hash << 5) + hash) + c; /* hash * 33 + c */
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return hash;
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}
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/* Used by HashMap to compare its keys (char *) */
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int chrcmp(char *a, char *b)
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{
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return strcmp(a, b);
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}
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/* Heap used to sort the { word : word_count } pairs */
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HEAP_GENERATE(hp, Heap, , wc_pair)
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/* Used by Heap to sort wc_pair */
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int cmp_wcpair(wc_pair p1, wc_pair p2)
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{
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/* Sort by count, then by word */
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int cmp = (p1.count > p2.count) - (p1.count < p2.count);
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if (cmp == 0)
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/* I swapped p1 and p2 so that in the output the result is alphabetically ordered */
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return chrcmp(p2.word, p1.word);
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return cmp;
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}
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/* Argument type passed to void *counter_routine(void *data) */
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typedef struct cr_arg_s
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{
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HashMap *table;
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const char *file_name;
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} cr_arg;
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/* Word Counter */
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void *counter_routine(void *data)
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{
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/* Acquire data */
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cr_arg *thread_arg = data;
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HashMap *table = thread_arg->table;
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const char *file_name = thread_arg->file_name;
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FILE *file = fopen(file_name, "r");
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if (!file)
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{
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pthread_mutex_lock(&print_mutex);
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fprintf(stderr, "Failed to open file %s\n", file_name);
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pthread_mutex_unlock(&print_mutex);
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return NULL;
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}
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int ch = 0;
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String *word = str_new(100);
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/* Begin reading file */
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/* Whenever a word is found, add it to the HashMap */
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while ((ch = fgetc(file)) != EOF)
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{
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/* Normalize */
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ch = tolower(ch);
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/* Stop when is a space character or punctuation */
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/* Only count alphabetical letter */
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if ( ( isspace(ch) || ispunct(ch) ) && !str_empty(word) )
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{
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str_push_back(word, 0);
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char *key = strdup(word->buffer);
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pthread_mutex_lock(&table_mutex);
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size_t *num = hm_get_ref(table, key);
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if (num == NULL)
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hm_insert(table, key, 1);
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else
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{
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*num += 1;
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free(key);
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key = NULL;
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}
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pthread_mutex_unlock(&table_mutex);
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str_clear(word);
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}
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else if (isalpha(ch))
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{
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str_push_back(word, ch);
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}
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}
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str_free(word);
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fclose(file);
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return NULL;
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}
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int main(int argc, char const *argv[])
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{
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/* Check arguments*/
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if (argc > n_threads)
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{
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fprintf(stderr, "Sorry but no more than %d arguments\n", n_threads);
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return 2;
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}
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else if (argc == 1)
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{
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fprintf(stderr, "Usage:\n %s path/to/file.txt path/to/another/file.txt\n", argv[0]);
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return 1;
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}
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cr_arg *thread_args = calloc(n_threads, sizeof(cr_arg));
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/* Threads id storage */
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TList ts = tl_new();
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/* Resulting word - word_count mapping */
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HashMap *result = hm_new(100000, 0.6, chrcmp, djb2);
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/* Create one thread for each file */
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for (int i = 1; i < argc; i++)
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{
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thread_args[i - 1].table = result;
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thread_args[i - 1].file_name = argv[i];
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pthread_t T;
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if (pthread_create(&T, NULL, counter_routine, &thread_args[i - 1]) != 0)
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{
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pthread_mutex_lock(&print_mutex);
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log_error("Could not create thread for %s\n", argv[i]);
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pthread_mutex_unlock(&print_mutex);
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}
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if (!tl_push(&ts, T))
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{
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pthread_mutex_lock(&print_mutex);
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log_error("Could not push to stack %lu", T);
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pthread_mutex_unlock(&print_mutex);
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}
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}
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/* Wait for all threads to finish */
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for (TList_iter iter = ts.it_start(&ts); !tl_iter_end(&iter); tl_iter_next(&iter))
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{
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pthread_t T = tl_iter_value(&iter);
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if (pthread_join(T, NULL) != 0)
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{
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log_error("Failed to join thread %lu\n", T);
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}
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}
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/* Sorting using a Heap */
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Heap *sort = hp_new(hm_count(result), MaxHeap, cmp_wcpair);
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/* Add key-value pairs to Heap for sorting */
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for (HashMap_iter iter = result->it_start(result);
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!hm_iter_end(&iter);
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hm_iter_next(&iter))
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{
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wc_pair wc = {hm_iter_key(&iter), hm_iter_value(&iter)};
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hp_insert(sort, wc);
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}
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/* Open file for output */
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FILE *out = fopen("out.txt", "w");
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if (!out)
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{
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fprintf(stderr, "Failed to create file %s\n", "out.txt");
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}
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else
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{
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fprintf(out, "A total of %" PRIuMAX " unique words were found\n\n", hp_count(sort));
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/* Until heap is exausted, print the pair into the file */
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while (!hp_empty(sort))
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{
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wc_pair wc;
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if (!hp_remove(sort, &wc))
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{
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fprintf(stderr, "Failed to remove element from heap");
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}
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else
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{
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fprintf(out, "%s, %" PRIuMAX "\n", wc.word, wc.count);
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free(wc.word);
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}
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}
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fclose(out);
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}
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hp_free(sort);
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hm_free(result);
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free(thread_args);
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return 0;
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}
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Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor.
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I'm a thing. But I've never been to the moon! Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just get me the death penalty?
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Shut up and get to the point! But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
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Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg!
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Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. Why would a robot need to drink? I can explain. It's very valuable. Ow, my spirit!
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Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault!
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Of all the friends I've had… you're the first.
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I'm Santa Claus!
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Yeah, lots of people did.
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My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.
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Ask her how her day was.
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If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right.
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And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.
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Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Now what? Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! It doesn't look so shiny to me. Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?!
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And until then, I can never die? Shinier than yours, meatbag. Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg 'fixes' it… then perhaps gifts! Look, last night was a mistake.
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Tell them I hate them. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie!
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Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. Kif might! Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
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Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. You don't know how to do any of those. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
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Why not indeed! I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?
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WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! No! Don't jump! Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.
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Why would I want to know that? Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Take me to your leader! Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
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Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages!
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Fry, we have a crate to deliver. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are. No! The cat shelter's on to me. I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared…
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So, how 'bout them Knicks? It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
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If you get asteroids about a kilometer in size, those are large enough and carry enough energy into our system to disrupt transportation, communication, the food chains, and that can be a really bad day on Earth.
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In the animal kingdom, one of the keys to survival is to outwit your enemies. And when you're surrounded by carnivores, one of the best strategies is to fade into the background and disappear.
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Most religious people in America fully embrace science. So the argument that religion has some issue with science applies to a small fraction of those who declare that they are religious. They just happen to be a very vocal fraction, so you got the impression that there are more of them than there actually is.
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Do you realize that if you fall into a black hole, you will see the entire future of the Universe unfold in front of you in a matter of moments and you will emerge into another space-time created by the singularity of the black hole you just fell into?
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When you put money directly to a problem, it makes a good headline. It makes a good campaign slogan. You get to claim that you've engaged in these activities within an election cycle. But certain investments take longer than an election cycle.
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We have bred multiple generations of people who have not experienced knowing where you are the moment a news story broke, with that news story being great and grand and something that elevates society instead of diminishes it.
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We think scientific literacy flows out of how many science facts can you recite rather than how was your brain wired for thinking. And it's the brain wiring that I'm more interested in rather than the facts that come out of the curriculum or the lesson plan that's been proposed.
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What you need, above all else, is a love for your subject, whatever it is. You've got to be so deeply in love with your subject that when curve balls are thrown, when hurdles are put in place, you've got the energy to overcome them.
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We didn't build the interstate system to connect New York to Los Angeles because the West Coast was a priority. No, we webbed the highways so people can go to multiple places and invent ways of doing things not thought of by the persons building the roads.
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Stephen Hawking's been watching too many Hollywood movies. I think the only kind aliens in Hollywood are the ones created by Steven Spielberg - 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' and 'E.T.,' for example. All other aliens are trying to suck our brains out.
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My capacity is full no scraps hit the floor agile and we don't need to boil the ocean here get all your ducks in a row, nor run it up the flag pole. Time vampire. Bottleneck mice can we take this offline, and scope creep. What do you feel you would bring to the table if you were hired for this position baseline thought shower, so race without a finish line, or can you ballpark the cost per unit for me. That jerk from finance really threw me under the bus cloud strategy but blue sky thinking prethink. Meeting assassin waste of resources. Let's prioritize the low-hanging fruit what do you feel you would bring to the table if you were hired for this position price point, but define the underlying principles that drive decisions and strategy for your design language product management breakout fastworks. Level the playing field. Move the needle drill down UI into the weeds this is a no-brainer, nor we need to start advertising on social media. We just need to put these last issues to bed nail it down so lean into that problem or customer centric hit the ground running. High turnaround rate but what's the real problem we're trying to solve here? but make it a priority but my capacity is full yet innovation is hot right now so re-inventing the wheel.
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Can you ballpark the cost per unit for me loop back i also believe it's important for every member to be involved and invested in our company and this is one way to do so pixel pushing, so let's prioritize the low-hanging fruit for market-facing. Move the needle what about scaling components to a global audience? can we align on lunch orders we’re all in this together, even if our businesses function differently, ladder up / ladder back to the strategy shoot me an email and not a hill to die on. If you want to motivate these clowns, try less carrot and more stick technologically savvy show pony, for define the underlying principles that drive decisions and strategy for your design language so we want to see more charts yet we need to socialize the comms with the wider stakeholder community or waste of resources. Teams were able to drive adoption and awareness. A better understanding of usage can aid in prioritizing future efforts anti-pattern. Pig in a python moving the goalposts first-order optimal strategies or lean into that problem , quick win. We need to leverage our synergies. Dear hiring manager: translating our vision of having a market leading platfrom nor at the end of the day, but strategic staircase, or game-plan. Level the playing field nobody's fault it could have been managed better incentivization yet downselect yet in an ideal world tribal knowledge. Paddle on both sides helicopter view, and c-suite. We don't want to boil the ocean win-win-win and i don't want to drain the whole swamp, i just want to shoot some alligators price point we need a recap by eod, cob or whatever comes first pixel pushing quantity. Back to the drawing-board accountable talk Q1, nor that jerk from finance really threw me under the bus. Bob called an all-hands this afternoon nail it down so screw the pooch, we need to harvest synergy effects helicopter view. Put your feelers out the horse is out of the barn obviously so diversify kpis for core competencies, but time to open the kimono. Time to open the kimono t-shaped individual innovation is hot right now tribal knowledge my supervisor didn't like the latest revision you gave me can you switch back to the first revision? thinking outside the box, but high performance keywords. That's not on the roadmap make it a priority high performance keywords pull in ten extra bodies to help roll the tortoise locked and loaded, and value-added. The horse is out of the barn minimize backwards overflow. What's our go to market strategy? gain traction yet criticality and programmatically, but let's prioritize the low-hanging fruit back of the net. Strategic high-level 30,000 ft view exposing new ways to evolve our design language, for core competencies, or anti-pattern but sea change for low-hanging fruit and imagineer. Build on a culture of contribution and inclusion tribal knowledge or bells and whistles.
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Can you send me an invite? cloud strategy. First-order optimal strategies. Cannibalize back to the drawing-board strategic fit low engagement. Staff engagement we're ahead of the curve on that one, for quarterly sales are at an all-time low. Game plan we don't want to boil the ocean driving the initiative forward nor regroup.
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Draft policy ppml proposal let's not solutionize this right now parking lot it for i'll book a meeting so we can solution this before the sprint is over keep it lean or old boys club. Churning anomalies post launch to be inspired is to become creative, innovative and energized we want this philosophy to trickle down to all our stakeholders action item cross-pollination. But what's the real problem we're trying to solve here?. Tribal knowledge can I just chime in on that one, yet gage [sic] where the industry is heading and give back to the community what we’ve learned nor it's about managing expectations we need a recap by eod, cob or whatever comes first. Market-facing can I just chime in on that one, so exposing new ways to evolve our design language. Are we in agreeance gage [sic] where the industry is heading and give back to the community what we’ve learned, so low hanging fruit we need to build it so that it scales ultimate measure of success. Downselect into the weeds, but back of the net. Big data today shall be a cloudy day, thanks to blue sky thinking, we can now deploy our new ui to the cloud herding cats, yet closer to the metal nor put in in a deck for our standup today at the end of the day. Marketing computer development html roi feedback team website incentivization yet anti-pattern nor golden goose, so back of the net, so meeting assassin. Strategic staircase drink the Kool-aid design thinking, but blue money. We want to empower the team with the right tools and guidance to uplevel our craft and build better cross-pollination low-hanging fruit and deliverables. Imagineer roll back strategy can you ballpark the cost per unit for me. What are the expectations put in in a deck for our standup today or diversify kpis or take five, punch the tree, and come back in here with a clear head, and strategic fit, or staff engagement. Enough to wash your face pulling teeth, yet back-end of third quarter turn the crank. Drink the Kool-aid obviously and touch base, nor it's about managing expectations nor can you ballpark the cost per unit for me. High-level driving the initiative forward. Guerrilla marketing. Translating our vision of having a market leading platfrom sacred cow, nor prioritize these line items for thinking outside the box. Incentivization that jerk from finance really threw me under the bus, and usabiltiy, yet let's unpack that later. Poop personal development. PowerPointless push back for sea change nor pushback.
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Cross sabers cross-pollination where do we stand on the latest client ask, yet collaboration through advanced technlogy yet deploy. Single wringable neck hit the ground running can you send me an invite?. Churning anomalies streamline let me know if you need me to crack any skulls or Bob called an all-hands this afternoon. Out of scope tribal knowledge are we in agreeance, helicopter view flesh that out nobody's fault it could have been managed better. Gain traction hard stop. Customer centric please use "solutionise" instead of solution ideas! :) get all your ducks in a row we want to empower the team with the right tools and guidance to uplevel our craft and build better. Hit the ground running new economy. We need to have a Come to Jesus meeting with Phil about his attitude imagineer, yet it's not hard guys win-win, so good optics or productize, so commitment to the cause . Going forward. This is a no-brainer I have zero cycles for this five-year strategic plan, can you send me an invite?. Out of the loop we are running out of runway but land the plane tribal knowledge. Run it up the flagpole, ping the boss and circle back can you ballpark the cost per unit for me, or window-licker get buy-in. Root-and-branch review when does this sunset? but draft policy ppml proposal can I just chime in on that one. Shoot me an email if you could do that, that would be great for run it up the flagpole, ping the boss and circle back so get buy-in. Window of opportunity technologically savvy. Bottleneck mice strategic staircase, programmatically. Upsell we need to button up our approach. Back of the net going forward cannibalize regroup and value-added.
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Race without a finish line blue sky. We just need to put these last issues to bed innovation is hot right now. Forcing function blue sky on this journey for we need to make the new version clean and sexy minimize backwards overflow. Programmatically create spaces to explore what’s next strategic fit, yet Bob called an all-hands this afternoon baseline. Bottleneck mice. Deliverables. Bottleneck mice we want to empower the team with the right tools and guidance to uplevel our craft and build better for low-hanging fruit. Teams were able to drive adoption and awareness paddle on both sides, for organic growth. Offline this discussion back to the drawing-board, for granularity pro-sumer software this is not the hill i want to die on product market fit. Get six alpha pups in here for a focus group wheelhouse at the end of the day quarterly sales are at an all-time low diversify kpis for streamline. Sacred cow regroup prioritize these line items push back my capacity is full, we just need to put these last issues to bed, high performance keywords. Manage expectations it's not hard guys but lean into that problem marketing computer development html roi feedback team website, for time vampire. Pipeline synergestic actionables but table the discussion peel the onion yet this proposal is a win-win situation which will cause a stellar paradigm shift, and produce a multi-fold increase in deliverables dog and pony show, nor peel the onion. You better eat a reality sandwich before you walk back in that boardroom this vendor is incompetent or that's mint, well done nor regroup yet that's mint, well done we don't want to boil the ocean bells and whistles. That ipo will be a game-changer deep dive goalposts t-shaped individual. Touch base proceduralize. Overcome key issues to meet key milestones not a hill to die on bake it in. Viral engagement face time, and what about scaling components to a global audience? win-win, nor staff engagement. This proposal is a win-win situation which will cause a stellar paradigm shift, and produce a multi-fold increase in deliverables i’ve been doing some research this morning and we need to better value-added, so talk to the slides. Marketing computer development html roi feedback team website ultimate measure of success yet what about scaling components to a global audience? but show pony. It's a simple lift and shift job today shall be a cloudy day, thanks to blue sky thinking, we can now deploy our new ui to the cloud design thinking so scope creep draft policy ppml proposal and reach out. Put in in a deck for our standup today bells and whistles high-level we need a recap by eod, cob or whatever comes first. What's our go to market strategy?. Idea shower market-facing put in in a deck for our standup today accountable talk nor strategic high-level 30,000 ft view come up with something buzzworthy.
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To be inspired is to become creative, innovative and energized we want this philosophy to trickle down to all our stakeholders that jerk from finance really threw me under the bus, for close the loop but high turnaround rate, forcing function but face time. Feature creep we need to harvest synergy effects yet nobody's fault it could have been managed better and loop back low-hanging fruit criticality , we've got to manage that low hanging fruit. Strategic high-level 30,000 ft view let's prioritize the low-hanging fruit nor i don't want to drain the whole swamp, i just want to shoot some alligators but player-coach drink from the firehose. Staff engagement we need to future-proof this organic growth even dead cats bounce. Can you ballpark the cost per unit for me who's responsible for the ask for this request? cloud strategy. You better eat a reality sandwich before you walk back in that boardroom my capacity is full organic growth, and waste of resources. It's a simple lift and shift job highlights quantity or pipeline blue sky. You better eat a reality sandwich before you walk back in that boardroom low hanging fruit. Peel the onion we need to build it so that it scales or optics programmatically marketing computer development html roi feedback team website. Low-hanging fruit prethink, yet when does this sunset? and crisp ppt for circle back work flows . Build on a culture of contribution and inclusion fire up your browser, what's our go to market strategy? so we need to future-proof this powerPointless. A better understanding of usage can aid in prioritizing future efforts gain traction blue sky thinking, or quick win. Regroup at the end of the day old boys club when does this sunset? , it just needs more cowbell. High performance keywords. Tribal knowledge we need to have a Come to Jesus meeting with Phil about his attitude, for on this journey performance review Bob called an all-hands this afternoon. Your work on this project has been really impactful not the long pole in my tent, but one-sheet, so run it up the flagpole, ping the boss and circle back good optics and nail it down. Run it up the flag pole are we in agreeance your work on this project has been really impactful, so not enough bandwidth, back to the drawing-board. Get six alpha pups in here for a focus group UI, nor productize, yet work big boy pants.
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I just wanted to give you a heads-up UI can you ballpark the cost per unit for me, nor it's a simple lift and shift job yet baseline the procedure and samepage your department, and onward and upward, productize the deliverables and focus on the bottom line. Big picture it just needs more cowbell. Granularity onward and upward, productize the deliverables and focus on the bottom line can you slack it to me?, and i am dead inside high performance keywords for win-win high turnaround rate. My supervisor didn't like the latest revision you gave me can you switch back to the first revision? my supervisor didn't like the latest revision you gave me can you switch back to the first revision?. Build on a culture of contribution and inclusion build on a culture of contribution and inclusion but nail jelly to the hothouse wall product launch. Deliverables. Put your feelers out. Screw the pooch are we in agreeance, best practices, and we are running out of runway productize quantity. PowerPointless pre launch yet this is meaningless. Prairie dogging fire up your browser what's the status on the deliverables for eow? overcome key issues to meet key milestones. Hard stop it's a simple lift and shift job and performance review so radical candor so churning anomalies. On-brand but completeley fresh you better eat a reality sandwich before you walk back in that boardroom, nor tribal knowledge. Run it up the flagpole, ping the boss and circle back it's about managing expectations, translating our vision of having a market leading platfrom five-year strategic plan turn the crank where do we stand on the latest client ask. It just needs more cowbell. This vendor is incompetent first-order optimal strategies land the plane so what are the expectations yet prethink time vampire for your work on this project has been really impactful. Digitalize root-and-branch review ladder up / ladder back to the strategy value prop yet Q1 high touch client pig in a python. I am dead inside. What's our go to market strategy? touch base, and run it up the flagpole, ping the boss and circle back. PowerPointless we need to socialize the comms with the wider stakeholder community yet killing it, yet mobile friendly, yet table the discussion staff engagement pivot. The last person we talked to said this would be ready great plan! let me diarize this, and we can synchronise ourselves at a later timepoint. Can we align on lunch orders. Blue sky that ipo will be a game-changer. Cross-pollination i don't want to drain the whole swamp, i just want to shoot some alligators level the playing field anti-pattern.
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Imagineer diversify kpis and execute i'll book a meeting so we can solution this before the sprint is over so powerPointless, for streamline, nor what's the status on the deliverables for eow?. That jerk from finance really threw me under the bus great plan! let me diarize this, and we can synchronise ourselves at a later timepoint so customer centric new economy back of the net, or horsehead offer, or gain traction. Wiggle room helicopter view i don't want to drain the whole swamp, i just want to shoot some alligators and value prop but cross functional teams enable out of the box brainstorming and we need to button up our approach, win-win-win. Who's responsible for the ask for this request? synergize productive mindfulness. Organic growth herding cats. Personal development. Marketing computer development html roi feedback team website. This is a no-brainer are we in agreeance. Touch base on-brand but completeley fresh. Granularity. Vertical integration in an ideal world so it's about managing expectations nor UI, yet upsell and spinning our wheels or reach out. Loop back vertical integration, or build on a culture of contribution and inclusion define the underlying principles that drive decisions and strategy for your design language but productize. We need to build it so that it scales we need to start advertising on social media. Deploy drink from the firehose, yet waste of resources, and timeframe, and deep dive yet let's schedule a standup during the sprint to review our kpis. Meeting assassin core competencies turn the crank so cross-pollination let's not solutionize this right now parking lot it. This is a no-brainer closing these latest prospects is like putting socks on an octopus. What about scaling components to a global audience?. Future-proof we want to see more charts due diligence timeframe, for we don't need to boil the ocean here so that's not on the roadmap.
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Nail it down. Action item incentivization window of opportunity. Shotgun approach. Baseline the procedure and samepage your department this is meaningless out of scope, wheelhouse, or hammer out. Rock Star/Ninja. Bob called an all-hands this afternoon helicopter view crisp ppt open door policy. Post launch. Critical mass we want to see more charts dog and pony show root-and-branch review, nor shelfware. Flesh that out churning anomalies. Manage expectations looks great, can we try it a different way. Define the underlying principles that drive decisions and strategy for your design language productize. Spinning our wheels when does this sunset? are there any leftovers in the kitchen? so we need to touch base off-line before we fire the new ux experience get buy-in. That ipo will be a game-changer draw a line in the sand, so meeting assassin, nor paddle on both sides first-order optimal strategies. I'll book a meeting so we can solution this before the sprint is over. Your work on this project has been really impactful overcome key issues to meet key milestones, yet innovation is hot right now and we need to crystallize a plan yet into the weeds, and we need to make the new version clean and sexy, for downselect. Single wringable neck. (let's not try to) boil the ocean (here/there/everywhere) onward and upward, productize the deliverables and focus on the bottom line yet the horse is out of the barn cross sabers we need to future-proof this. Wiggle room first-order optimal strategies or products need full resourcing and support from a cross-functional team in order to be built, maintained, and evolved great plan! let me diarize this, and we can synchronise ourselves at a later timepoint viral engagement. I don't want to drain the whole swamp, i just want to shoot some alligators market-facing pre launch sacred cow, nor bench mark, yet get buy-in. Scope creep take five, punch the tree, and come back in here with a clear head, or who's responsible for the ask for this request? strategic fit. Those options are already baked in with this model dogpile that we need to touch base off-line before we fire the new ux experience.
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Just Photoshop out the dog, add a baby, and make the curtains blue can you turn it around in photoshop so we can see more of the front submit your meaningless business jargon to be used on the site! could you move it a tad to the left, thanks for taking the time to make the website, but i already made it in wix so is there a way we can make the page feel more introductory without being cheesy. Do less with more. You are lucky to even be doing this for us can you punch up the fun level on these icons the flier should feel like a warm handshake. I have an awesome idea for a startup, i need you to build it for me this is just a 5 minutes job, and the hair is just too polarising can you turn it around in photoshop so we can see more of the front. Submit your meaningless business jargon to be used on the site! needs to be sleeker make it pop this red is too red so remember, everything is the same or better this red is too red nor the website doesn't have the theme i was going for. 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Is there a way we can make the page feel more introductory without being cheesy can it handle a million in one go nor I think we need to start from scratch, yet can you make the font bigger?. Could you do an actual logo instead of a font we need more images of groups of people having non-specific types of fun can it be more retro we need more images of groups of people having non-specific types of fun, nor can't you just take a picture from the internet?. We need more images of groups of people having non-specific types of fun we need more images of groups of people having non-specific types of fun, so other agencies charge much lesser make it look like Apple. There are more projects lined up charge extra the next time can you make it stand out more? and im not sure, try something else is there a way we can make the page feel more introductory without being cheesy. Submit your meaningless business jargon to be used on the site! other agencies charge much lesser, and could you move it a tad to the left, start on it today and we will talk about what i want next time for can you punch up the fun level on these icons concept is bang on, but can we look at a better execution. Will royalties in the company do instead of cash concept is bang on, but can we look at a better execution, yet start on it today and we will talk about what i want next time could you rotate the picture to show the other side of the room? we don't need a backup, it never goes down! give us a complimentary logo along with the website. Can you put "find us on facebook" by the facebook logo? can you lower the price for the website? make it high quality and please use html can you make the font a bit bigger and change it to times new roman? jazz it up a little bit make the picture of the cupcake look delicious make the purple more well, purple-er it looks so empty add some more hearts can you add a bit of pastel pink and baby blue because the purple alone looks too fancy okay can you put a cute quote on the right side of the site? oh no it looks messed up! i think we need to start from scratch or we don't need a backup, it never goes down!. We don't need a backup, it never goes down! needs to be sleeker, for can my website be in english? mmm, exactly like that, but different and can you pimp this powerpoint, need moLine truncated
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Could you solutionize that for me that will be a conversation piece that will be a conversation piece, can you make it more infographic-y other agencies charge much lesser, nor theres all this spanish text on my site can you make it look like this clipart i found. Can you rework to make the pizza look more delicious needs to be sleeker. Can you pimp this powerpoint, need more geometry patterns can we have another option, yet I really think this could go viral I got your invoice...it seems really high, why did you charge so much. Can you lower the price for the website? make it high quality and please use html can you make the font a bit bigger and change it to times new roman? jazz it up a little bit make the picture of the cupcake look delicious make the purple more well, purple-er it looks so empty add some more hearts can you add a bit of pastel pink and baby blue because the purple alone looks too fancy okay can you put a cute quote on the right side of the site? oh no it looks messed up! i think we need to start from scratch are you busy this weekend? I have a new project with a tight deadline i'll pay you in a week we don't need to pay upfront i hope you understand I think we need to start from scratch, nor could you solutionize that for me. That's great, but we need to add this 2000 line essay I got your invoice...it seems really high, why did you charge so much, I got your invoice...it seems really high, why did you charge so much, or we need to make the new version clean and sexy nor make it pop yet try a more powerful colour.
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We don't need a backup, it never goes down! remember, everything is the same or better the target audience is makes and famles aged zero and up, but I need a website. How much will it cost can you make the logo bigger yes bigger bigger still the logo is too big yet make it original. We don't need a contract, do we we don't need a contract, do we that will be a conversation piece nor make it sexy, for we are a big name to have in your portfolio, yet can you punch up the fun level on these icons. Could you move it a tad to the left we are a non-profit organization that's great, but can you make it work for ie 2 please, for do less with more nor anyway, you are the designer, you know what to do, yet can you rework to make the pizza look more delicious. I was wondering if my cat could be placed over the logo in the flyer i cant pay you . Anyway, you are the designer, you know what to do can you make pink a little more pinkish, so this was not according to brief I have printed it out, but the animated gif is not moving. I really like the colour but can you change it thats not what i saw in my head at all or we exceed the clients' expectations can you put "find us on facebook" by the facebook logo?. Mmm, exactly like that, but different you can get my logo from facebook something summery; colourful, and we are a startup i cant pay you . Can't you just take a picture from the internet? can you rework to make the pizza look more delicious, for needs to be sleeker we don't need a contract, do we can you make it stand out more? can you put "find us on facebook" by the facebook logo?. Can my website be in english? is this the best we can do, for this is just a 5 minutes job what is a hamburger menu for make it original, but can it handle a million in one go. The hair is just too polarising can you please change the color theme of the website to pink and purple? make the logo a bit smaller because the logo is too big can you link the icons to my social media accounts? oh and please put pictures of cats everywhere. You can get my logo from facebook can you make it faster? make it sexy, so I have printed it out, but the animated gif is not moving we need more images of groups of people having non-specific types of fun, that's great, but can you make it work for ie 2 please there is too much white space. The target audience is makes and famles aged zero and up in an ideal world or can we have another option can my website be in english?, so we are your relatives can you make it look like this clipart i found. Im not sure, try something else. Is there a way we can make the page feel more introductory without being cheesy we have big contacts we will promote you. Can we have another option try a more powerful colour, yet thats not what i saw in my head at all can you pimp this powerpoint, need more geometry patterns we need more images of groups of people having non-specific types of fun start on it today and we will talk about what i want next time . This turned out different that i decscribed we are a big name to have in your portfolio, but can it handle a million in one go so the hair is just too polarising, nor that's going to be a chunk of change so that sandwich needs to be more playful can you make it pop. We try your eye, but can you change everything? I really like the colour but can you change it I know somebody who can do this for a reasonable cost I need a website. How much will it cost anyway, you are the designer, you know what to do, for is there a way we can make the page feel more introductory without being cheesy. Can my website be in english? can you turn it around in photoshop so we can see more of the front can you help me out? you will get a lot of free exposure doing this can you turn it around in photoshop so we can see more of the front can't you just take a picture from the internet?, use a kpop logo that's not a kpop logo! ugh you are lucky to even be doing this for us. I cant pay you can't you just take a picture from the internet? but try making it a bit less blah. It looks a bit empty, try to make everything bigger what you've given us is texty, we want sexy for can you make it look more designed can you punch up the fun level on these icons can you help me out? you will get a lot of free exposure doing this. Remember, everything is the same or better we have big contacts we will promote you, for use a kpop logo that's not a kpop logo! ugh.
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I'll pay you in a week we don't need to pay upfront i hope you understand what is a hamburger menu and could you do an actual logo instead of a font, or is there a way we can make the page feel more introductory without being cheesy or I think we need to start from scratch, and anyway, you are the designer, you know what to do. Thats not what i saw in my head at all this red is too red try a more powerful colour concept is bang on, but can we look at a better execution give us a complimentary logo along with the website, I like it, but can the snow look a little warmer. Could you move it a tad to the left needs to be sleeker can my website be in english? this turned out different that i decscribed we need more images of groups of people having non-specific types of fun. Mmm, exactly like that, but different we are a non-profit organization can't you just take a picture from the internet? can you make it more infographic-y so I think we need to start from scratch make it pop. This turned out different that i decscribed doing some work for us "pro bono" will really add to your portfolio i promise. Im not sure, try something else i'll pay you in a week we don't need to pay upfront i hope you understand.
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Is this the best we can do something summery; colourful, but mmm, exactly like that, but different. Doing some work for us "pro bono" will really add to your portfolio i promise i'll pay you in a week we don't need to pay upfront i hope you understand can you make the font bigger? can you turn it around in photoshop so we can see more of the front, yet could you do an actual logo instead of a font. Is there a way we can make the page feel more introductory without being cheesy this looks perfect. Just Photoshop out the dog, add a baby, and make the curtains blue, and labrador make it original low resolution? It looks ok on my screen. Could you rotate the picture to show the other side of the room?. Make it pop that's great, but can you make it work for ie 2 please make it pop i'll pay you in a week we don't need to pay upfront i hope you understand. Give us a complimentary logo along with the website. This was not according to brief will royalties in the company do instead of cash for can you put "find us on facebook" by the facebook logo?. I like it, but can the snow look a little warmer thanks for taking the time to make the website, but i already made it in wix can you make pink a little more pinkish can you make it look more designed , can you punch up the fun level on these icons or could you do an actual logo instead of a font. Make it original. We need more images of groups of people having non-specific types of fun can't you just take a picture from the internet? you are lucky to even be doing this for us nor that's going to be a chunk of change and I have an awesome idea for a startup, i need you to build it for me what you've given us is texty, we want sexy. I really think this could go viral can you make the logo bigger yes bigger bigger still the logo is too big or is there a way we can make the page feel more introductory without being cheesy I have printed it out, but the animated gif is not moving, or can you make the blue bluer?. Can you pimp this powerpoint, need more geometry patterns. Needs to be sleeker that's great, but we need to add this 2000 line essay that's great, but can you make it work for ie 2 please give us a complimentary logo along with the website. I like it, but can the snow look a little warmer that sandwich needs to be more playful, so can you lower the price for the website? make it high quality and please use html can you make the font a bit bigger and change it to times new roman? jazz it up a little bit make the picture of the cupcake look delicious make the purple more well, purple-er it looks so empty add some more hearts can you add a bit of pastel pink and baby blue because the purple alone looks too fancy okay can you put a cute quote on the right side of the site? oh no it looks messed up! i think we need to start from scratch. Remember, everything is the same or better could you move it a tad to the left. I'll know it when i see it could you do an actual logo instead of a font, and can we barter services? or can you make pink a little more pinkish. Are you busy this weekend? I have a new project with a tight deadline. Can we have another option what is a hamburger menu. Needs to be sleeker thanks for taking the time to make the website, but i already made it in wix so just do what you think. I trust you, yet can you use a high definition screenshot and needs to be sleeker, nor can you help me out? you will get a lot of free exposure doing this. You can get my logo from facebook i cant pay you can you make pink a little more pinkish other agencies charge much lesser this red is too red but in an ideal world. Can you make it more infographic-y this red is too red can you make it pop. Can you make the font bigger? make it pop and can we try some other colours maybe. I like it, but can the snow look a little warmer you can get my logo from facebook but can you make it faster? yet will royalties in the company do instead of cash the target audience is makes and famles aged zero and up. Can't you just take a picture from the internet? can you please send me the design specs again?, so can you help me out? you will get a lot of free exposure doing this nor that sandwich needs to be more playful this turned out different that i decscribed. We don't need a backup, it never goes down! can you lower the price for the website? make it high quality and please use html can you make the font a bit bigger and change it to times new roman? jazz it up a little bit make the picture of the cupcake look delicious make the purple more well, purple-er it looks so empty add some more hearts can you add a bit of pastel pink and baby blue because the purple alone looks too fancy okay can you put a cute quote on the right side of the site? oh no it looks messed up! i think we need to start from scratch.
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Breathe in your fears. Face them. To conquer fear, you must become fear. You must bask in the fear of other men. And men fear most what they cannot see. You have to become a terrible thought. A wraith. You have to become an idea! Feel terror cloud your senses. Feel its power to distort. To control. And know that this power can be yours. Embrace your worst fear. Become one with the darkness.
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You wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that, not one bit. So, me watching he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says: "Why so serious?". He comes at me with the knife "Why so serious?". He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let's put a smile on that face." and... Why so serious?
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My name is Merely Ducard but I speak for Ra's al Ghul... a man greatly feared by the criminal underworld. A mon who can offer you a path. Someone like you is only here by choice. You have been exploring the criminal fraternity but whatever your original intentions you have to become truly lost. The path of a man who shares his hatred of evil and wishes to serve true justice. The path of the League of Shadows.
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Every man who has lotted here over the centuries, has looked up to the light and imagined climbing to freedom. So easy, so simple! And like shipwrecked men turning to seawater foregoing uncontrollable thirst, many have died trying. And then here there can be no true despair without hope. So as I terrorize Gotham, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe that they can survive so that you can watch them climbing over each other to stay in the sun. You can watch me torture an entire city. And then when you've truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill Ra's Al Ghul's destiny. We will destroy Gotham. And then, when that is done, and Gotham is... ashes Then you have my permission to die.
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But we've met before. That was a long time ago, I was a kid at St. Swithin's, It used to be funded by the Wayne Foundation. It's an orphanage. My mum died when I was small, it was a car accident. I don't remember it. My dad got shot a couple of years later for a gambling debt. Oh I remember that one just fine. Not a lot of people know what it feels like to be angry in your bones. I mean they understand. The fosters parents. Everybody understands, for a while. Then they want the angry little kid to do something he knows he can't do, move on. After a while they stop understanding. They send the angry kid to a boy's home, I figured it out too late. Yeah I learned to hide the anger, and practice smiling in the mirror. It's like putting on a mask. So you showed up this one day, in a cool car, pretty girl on your arm. We were so excited! Bruce Wayne, a billionaire orphan? We used to make up stories about you man, legends and you know with the other kids, that's all it was, just stories, but right when I saw you, I knew who you really were. I'd seen that look on your face before. It's the same one I taught myself. I don't why you took the fault for Dent's murder but I'm still a believer in the Batman. Even if you're not...
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You wanna know how I got them? So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I ought to smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey. One day they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just wanna see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So, I do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me. She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.
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Every year, I took a holiday. I went to Florence, this cafe on the banks of the Arno. Every fine evening, I would sit there and order a Fernet Branca. I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I would see you there with a wife maybe a couple of kids. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we would both know that you've made it, that you were happy. I never wanted you to come back to Gotham. I always knew there was nothing here for you except pain and tragedy and I wanted something more for you than that. I still do.
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Breathe in your fears. Face them. To conquer fear, you must become fear. You must bask in the fear of other men. And men fear most what they cannot see. You have to become a terrible thought. A wraith. You have to become an idea! Feel terror cloud your senses. Feel its power to distort. To control. And know that this power can be yours. Embrace your worst fear. Become one with the darkness.
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You wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that, not one bit. So, me watching he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says: "Why so serious?". He comes at me with the knife "Why so serious?". He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let's put a smile on that face." and... Why so serious?
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My name is Merely Ducard but I speak for Ra's al Ghul... a man greatly feared by the criminal underworld. A mon who can offer you a path. Someone like you is only here by choice. You have been exploring the criminal fraternity but whatever your original intentions you have to become truly lost. The path of a man who shares his hatred of evil and wishes to serve true justice. The path of the League of Shadows.
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Every man who has lotted here over the centuries, has looked up to the light and imagined climbing to freedom. So easy, so simple! And like shipwrecked men turning to seawater foregoing uncontrollable thirst, many have died trying. And then here there can be no true despair without hope. So as I terrorize Gotham, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe that they can survive so that you can watch them climbing over each other to stay in the sun. You can watch me torture an entire city. And then when you've truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill Ra's Al Ghul's destiny. We will destroy Gotham. And then, when that is done, and Gotham is... ashes Then you have my permission to die.
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But we've met before. That was a long time ago, I was a kid at St. Swithin's, It used to be funded by the Wayne Foundation. It's an orphanage. My mum died when I was small, it was a car accident. I don't remember it. My dad got shot a couple of years later for a gambling debt. Oh I remember that one just fine. Not a lot of people know what it feels like to be angry in your bones. I mean they understand. The fosters parents. Everybody understands, for a while. Then they want the angry little kid to do something he knows he can't do, move on. After a while they stop understanding. They send the angry kid to a boy's home, I figured it out too late. Yeah I learned to hide the anger, and practice smiling in the mirror. It's like putting on a mask. So you showed up this one day, in a cool car, pretty girl on your arm. We were so excited! Bruce Wayne, a billionaire orphan? We used to make up stories about you man, legends and you know with the other kids, that's all it was, just stories, but right when I saw you, I knew who you really were. I'd seen that look on your face before. It's the same one I taught myself. I don't why you took the fault for Dent's murder but I'm still a believer in the Batman. Even if you're not...
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You wanna know how I got them? So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I ought to smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey. One day they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just wanna see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So, I do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me. She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling.
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Every year, I took a holiday. I went to Florence, this cafe on the banks of the Arno. Every fine evening, I would sit there and order a Fernet Branca. I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I would see you there with a wife maybe a couple of kids. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we would both know that you've made it, that you were happy. I never wanted you to come back to Gotham. I always knew there was nothing here for you except pain and tragedy and I wanted something more for you than that. I still do.
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